Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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