Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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Psychics.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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