- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Nobody cares maddie!

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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