- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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