- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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