Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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