- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

vote this down and i will DOX you

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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