What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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