- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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