What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...