A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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all your base are belong to mark

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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