- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

run farther?

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

knock,knock you suck

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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