Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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