Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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