- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

The cream, it is coming

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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