- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

You idiot thats 9 letters

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Your mums a potato

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