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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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