- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

PIED NINNY!

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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