- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's 9 + 10 19

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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