What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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