- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Eric is gay Ha

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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