- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

whats the stage after cancer? you die

A man walks into a bar

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

sky silverstein

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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