- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

A dog was barking at a tree

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

vote this down and i will DOX you

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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