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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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