- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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