Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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What is 9+10? 19

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Women's Soccer.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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