If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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12/23/2012

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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Women's Rights

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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