Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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What's worse than this That :(

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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