- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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