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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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FUCK YOU

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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