A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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