- Anti Joke

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

you will like this because i am black.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Amanda Knox walks home free.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants