- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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