How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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