- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

miha kako si?

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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