- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Indians

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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