What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

your mama's so fat... that's it

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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