What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

knock knock... ...no answer

whats black? the colour

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Honk if you're Amish!

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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