- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

A bar walks into a man

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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