- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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