So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Justin Beiber

Cancer.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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