- Anti Joke

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!