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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

I don't get it

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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