- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Emily Walker.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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