Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Tunechi

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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