- Anti Joke

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.