Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Michael Brown

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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