Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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