- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

your skull would make a nice pen holder

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

What's the new green? Green

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Brain fart

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??