Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

A man walks into a vagina

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

hiya

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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