- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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