- Anti Joke

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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