- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

homosexual rights to marriage

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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