- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

I <3 Hitler

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Indians

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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