Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What's big and purple? Barney

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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