- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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