- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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