- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

HELLO EVERYONE

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

I went to work today....

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Kameron Brown is gay.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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