Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

a black man pays his child support

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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