- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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Urban ghettos

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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