- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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