OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Penis.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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Anti Joke

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