A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Anyone can post anything.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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