Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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Anti Joke

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