What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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the economy.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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