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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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