What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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