- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Make me famous

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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