- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

A guy walks into a bar

united we sit, cause we're fat

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Your life

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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