yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Christ is a conspiracy

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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