There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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