- Anti Joke

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.