- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Racial equality.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

I C U P White stuff

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

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