Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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women's rights, lol

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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