- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

knock knock There's no door

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

say it ten times fast: oh

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Eric is gay Ha

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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