- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Why was the man sad? His wife left

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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