- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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