Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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RUN

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Anti Joke

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