- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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