- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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