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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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