- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's half of 8? o

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

if got a joke if fogot it

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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