- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

my wife out of the kitchen

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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