Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Anti Joke

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