How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Robin, get in the car!

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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