Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Gay republicans

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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