- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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