- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Dumbledore dies.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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