- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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