- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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