Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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