Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

What has two legs? Half a cat

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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