Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Jordan is pregant

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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