- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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