- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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