- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Eric is gay Ha

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

I walk into a bar...

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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