- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

If i open this door you can go trough it

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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