- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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