Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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