what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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