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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

the economy.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

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