- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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