- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Tony Romo

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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