- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

12 niqqa 12.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

It says so on your cap.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

hi mom

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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