- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

why wont me daughter eat my feces

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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