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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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