- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

BIG PENIS

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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