- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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