- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

ure mama's so fat

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Two baby seals walk into a club.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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