How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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quantum physics?

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Anti Joke

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