- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

1+1=2

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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