a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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