A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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a black man pays his child support

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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whats black and large -me

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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