- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

what looks like a banana? a penis

What is my name? I dont know

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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