- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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