- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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