- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Women drivers...

Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

What's white and black? Color blind.

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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