- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Wolfjob.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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