- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

No soap radio

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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