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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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