- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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