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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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